The Pregnant Lady
COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time his smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed even more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing.
She complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins Are Coming" and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slone's Ointment Will Reduce The Swelling" and I had to grin.
When she sat under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did The Trick", I could hardly contain myself.
But your Honor, when she moved for a fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident" ..... I just lost it.