A Girl's Night Out

Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands. As they head back home in the early hours of the morning, they felt the urge to pee.

They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and very drunk, they decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to dry herself, then discarded them.

The second one not having anything either thought, "I'm not getting rid of my panties", so she used a ribbon from a wreath that she found.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking on the phone and one says to the other, "It seems that our wives were up to no good last night. My wife came home without any panties!"

The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read:-  We will never forget you!"