Superman visits his friends

Superman was really bored one day, so he gave Batman a call.

Batman said Robin was ill, and he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers.

Spiderman told him that he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free.

As he landed on her balcony, he looked through the window and saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed.

Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet.  I could be in there, and be out again, before she knew what was happening."

So Superman did his Super Thing in a split second and flew off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said, "Did you hear something?"

"No," said the Invisible Man, "but my ass hurts like hell?"