A Difficult Jigsaw Puzzle
A blonde phones her boyfriend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread out all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box.
He turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea and then......" he sighed and paused.
He continued, "Now let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."