The Passion Movie

A gentleman goes to see Mel Gibson's new movie 'The Passion' and is inspired to take his family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died.

While on vacation, his mother-in-law dies.

An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Wisconsin at a cost of $10,000 or the mother-in-law could be buried here in Israel for $500.

The man says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The man replied, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance!"