A Cemetery Shortcut

Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.

As they got to the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping sound coming from the shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"The fools!" the old man grumbled, "They spelt my name wrong."