An Amazing Connection With God

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a routine medical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in tip-top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"

The man says, "I have a real bond with God. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns the light on for me, and then when I leave, he turns it back off."

After hearing this, the doctor is astonished.

He phoned the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the bathroom, God turns the light on for him and turns it off when he leaves. Is this true?"

She replied, "The idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"