In The Woods

On his way home from school, little Jimmy saw his Dad's car pass by and turn into the woods. Curious, he followed and saw his Dad and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace in the back of the car. Little Jimmy couldn't wait to get home to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I've just seen Dad's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. He was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped take off her blouse. Then Aunt Jane helped Dad take his pants off, then ......"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Jimmy, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on your Dad's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Jimmy to tell his story.

Jimmy started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat. "Then Aunt Jane and Dad started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Dad was in the Army."