A Boy's Train Set
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the heck off now! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train ... 'cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train set ... but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train set. Soon, the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "To all passengers, I hope you've had a pleasant trip and you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue, "For those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. I hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "And for those of you who are totally pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."