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A Golfer's Perfect Shot

A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity, looking up and down, measuring the distance, figuring out the wind direction and speed.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Why don't you hit the blasted ball."

The golfer answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse, so I want to make this a perfect shot."

His partner replied, "Forget it, man."

"You don't stand a chance in hell of hitting her from here!"