An Outspoken Parrot
A man on a flight to Las Vegas is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him.
The man politely asks the stewardess, "Could I have a cup of coffee please", but the parrot squawks, "Get me a whiskey, you bitch."
The stewardess flustered by the parrot's outburst, brings back a whiskey for the parrot, but forgets the man's cup of coffee.
As the man points out the omission of his coffee to the stewardess, the parrot downs his drink and shouts, "And get me another whiskey, you slut."
Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot's whiskey, but still no coffee for the man.
Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides he'll try the parrot's approach: "I've asked you twice for a cup of coffee, you bitch. I expect you to get it for me right now or I'm going to slap that ugly face of yours!"
Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are dragged from their seats and tossed out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards, at 30,000 feet!
Plunging downwards to the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you sure are a cocky bastard!"