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Tell Me Something Positive
A husband and wife are getting ready to retire to bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror, taking a hard criticising look at herself.
She says, "I look in the mirror and see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are hanging down to my waist and my butt is sticking out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "A caring husband would tell me something positive... to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks for a while then replies, "Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."