The Best Blonde Joke Yet!

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM in the morning.

The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and shouted into the phone: "How the hell should I know. That's over 150 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband inquired, "Who was that dear?"

The blonde wife answered, "I don't know. Just some stupid woman wanting to know if the coast was clear."