The Sherrif and the Cowboy

The Sheriff in a small town is walking down main street when he sees a blond cowboy coming towards him wearing just his boots and a cowboy hat, so he arrests him.

As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why on earth are you dressed like that?"

The Cowboy says: "Well, it happened like this Sheriff."

"I was in a bar just outside of town when this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor-home with her.  So I did."

"We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to take off my shirt.  So I did."

"Then she removes her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.  So I did."

"Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to take off my shorts.  So I did."

"She looks at me kinda sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy...'  So I did."

"And here I am."

Son of a Gun, blond men do exist!