Post Office Workers

A post office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped and poorly written envelope addressed to God.

He opens it and discovers it's from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief has robbed her of a hundred dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the week, if she doesn't receive some divine intervention.

The worker organises a collection amongst his mates and come up with ninety six dollars. They get it to her by special courier, that same morning.

Two days later, the same postal worker recognises the same handwriting on another envelope addressed to God.

He opened it, and it read:

Dear God,
Thank you for replacing the money that was stolen. This week would have been so bleak otherwise.

p.s. It was four dollars short, but that was probably those thieving bastards at the post office.