Are You Driving Too Slow?

A Police patrol car pulled over an E-type Jaguar crawling along the A14 main highway.

The officer asked the old lady at the wheel why she was driving so slowly on such a busy road?

"It said 14mph on the road sign," she replied.

"No Madam, that's the road number. As this is a dual carriageway, the speed limit is 70mph," explained the officer.

Then he noticed another old lady, ashen faced and cowering in the front passenger seat.

"Are you all right, madam?" he asked.

"I'm a little shaken up, as we've just turned off from the A140," she replied.