500 Euros

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

The man said, "I want to have my way with you right now! I'll drop 500 Euro on the ground at your feet, and in the time it takes you to pick it up, I will take you from behind and be on my way."

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her mobile and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said, "Well, when he drops the 500 Euro on the ground, I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour later, the woman called her girlfriend back.

"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The woman replied, "The Son-Of-A-Bitch had 500 Euro all in 20 cent pieces!"