A Visit to the Doctors

George Michael is not feeling well, so he goes to his doctor's surgery and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says "George, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 peppers, 3 raw chilli's, 10 walnuts, 30 peanuts, all topped off with half a box of All Bran cereal, and washed down with a litre of prune juice."

"Will that cure me, Doc?" asks George.

The doctor replied, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is really for ...."