A Prayer for the Stressed!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today, because they pissed me off.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
And most importantly, please help me to remember: