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The Young Rabbi

This is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath eve, announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a deadly hush.
No one wants him to leave.

Sol Epstein, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims, "If the Rabbi stays, I will personally provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda to transport their children to school."

The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applaud loudly.

Sam Goldstein, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the Rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college educations of his children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Goldfarb (aged 70), stands and announces with a smile, "If the Rabbi stays, I'll give him free sex!"

Now, there is total silence!!!

The Rabbi (blushing) asks, "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Sadie answered, "Well, when I asked my husband how we could help, he said... Screw the Rabbi."