Aberdonian Farmers

Two Aberdonian farmers, Hamish and Jock, were sitting in a bar drinking beer. Hamish turns to Jock and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the college and sign up for some classes."

Jock thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day Hamish goes down to the college and meets the Lecturer, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Maths, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Hamish says. "What's that?"

The Lecturer says, "I'll show you. Do you own a Strimmer?"

"Aye"

"Then logically because you own a Strimmer, I think that you have a garden."

"That's true, I do have a garden."

"I'm not done," the Lecturer says. "Because you have a garden, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Aye, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Aye, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing you were able to find out all of that because I have a strimmer." Excited to take the class now, Hamish shakes the Lecturers's hand and leaves to meet Jock at the pub.

He tells Jock about his classes, and how he's signed up for Maths, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Jock says, "What's that?"

Hamish says, "I'll show you. Do you have a strimmer?"

"No."

"Then... you must be gay!"