The Taste Test

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of some young children, using a bowl of lifesavers. The professor gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors.

The children began to say:

Red ......... Cherries
Yellow ..... Lemons
Green ...... Limes
Orange .... Oranges
Purple ..... Grapes

Finally the professor gave them all honey flavoured lifesavers.

After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," said the professor, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God. They're assholes!"