A Very Special Wrist Watch

A handsome and extremely confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I don't have a date tonight. I've just bought this state-of-the-art wrist watch and I was just testing it out."

The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha-waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's your watch telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing some!"

The man taps on the face of the watch and says, "No, it's not broken. I think it must be an hour fast."