The Wedding Day

Two Scotsmen, Archie and Jock, were sitting in the pub discussing Jock's big wedding day.

"Aye, it's going to be grand," said Jock. "I've got everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night."

Archie nodded approvingly.

"Heavens, I've even got a kilt to be married in," continued Jock.

"A kilt... that's brawn. You'll look smart in that," exclaimed Archie, "and what's the tartan?"

"Oooch," said Jock, "I imagine she'll be in white."