The Good And The Bad

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all the terrible behaviour that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to investigate.

So he called one of his angels and sent him to Earth. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth. 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I'd better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth.

When the angel returned, he went to God and said, "Yes it's true, the Earth is in decline. 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good to encourage them, and give them a little something to help keep them going.

Do you know what the E-mail said?

Just wondering, I didn't get one either!