The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and end up leaving together. When they get back to his place, he shows her around his very neat apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are 3 shelves in the bedroom, with 100's of teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall.
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were large bears on the top shelf, medium sized bears on the middle shelf, and small bears on the bottom shelf.
She found it strange for a masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, and was quite impressed by his sensitive side, but didn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe this guy is the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips, and he responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they make love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it for you?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says.....
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."