Paddy Goes By Bus

Paddy is on a bus, when a young woman sat opposite to him, starts to breast feed her baby.

"Come on, eat up, or I'll give it to that man over there," she says to the baby.

10 minutes later, she is still trying to feed the baby and says, "Come on, or mummy will give it to that man over there."

Paddy looks over to the woman and says, "For heaven's sake missus, will you make your mind up.  I should've got off this bus 3 stops ago!"