Priests about to be ordained
12 priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them all to stand in a line, totally nude, while a big-breasted model danced topless before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his private parts, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang while she danced in front of them would not be ordained, because they had not reached a true state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, but got no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests, until she got to the final one whose name was Carlos.
As she danced in front of him, his bell ring so loudly that it flew off clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, Carlos took a step forward and bent over to pick it up.
Suddenly, all the other bells started to ring and all hell broke loose!