A School Trip To The Races
A group of primary school boys went on a trip to the Cheltenham Races to learn about thoroughbred horses, accompanied by their female teacher.
Some of the boys wanted to go to the toilet, so the teacher waited outside.
One of the young boys came back out and said that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside to help them and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, directing the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher remarked, "You must be in year five?"
"No madam," he replied, "I'm riding Red Fury in the 3.30 race!"