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A Doctor's Receptionist

A 70 year old man walked into his doctor's crowded waiting room and approached the reception desk.

The bossy receptionist said in a loud voice, "Yes, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he said.

The receptionist becoming irate said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"You shouldn't have asked me what was wrong in a crowded waiting room," the old man retorted.

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited a couple of minutes, then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled very smugly and asked, "Yes?"

There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.