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Jimmy the Aboriginal
A rich man living in Darwin decided to throw a party and invited his neighbours. He also invited a local aboriginal called Jimmy.
The party was held around the swimming pool and everyone was having a good time drinking and dancing.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool.
Jimmy was fighting the croc, jabbing it in the eyes, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choke holds, then flipping it through the air like some kind of judo instructor.
The water was churning. Both Jimmy and the croc were raising hell. Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and it floated to the top of the pool.
Slowly, Jimmy climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"Nah, you're all right, I don't want it," said Jimmy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche or a Rolex watch."
Again, Jimmy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?"
Jimmy replied, "I just want the name of the bastard who pushed me in."