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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

The Lone Ranger and TontoTonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

"What does it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment then speaks, "Tonto you dickhead, someone has stolen our f**king tent."