The Lone Ranger & Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute. "It tells me there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets, and that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be a quarter past three. It is evident that the Lord is all powerful and we're small and insignificant."

"What does it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a while then speaks, "Tonto you dickhead, someone has stolen our f**king tent."