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A Pregnant Daughter

A twenty-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test results show that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting and cursing, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you?  I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I'm very sorry, but I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I WILL take charge."

He continued:
"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father who had remained silent, places a hand on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you should try again."