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Marathon Runners

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day while in bed with her boyfriend, she hears her husband's car pull into the driveway.

She yells at the boyfriend, "Quick! Grab your clothes and jump out of the window. My husband has arrived home early!"

The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "It's raining like hell out there!"

She said, "If my husband finds you here, he'll kill us both!"

So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out of the window naked.

A group of Marathon runners were just passing, so he decides to run along with them, carrying his clothes on his arm.

Curious, one of the runners asked him, "Do you always run with no clothes on?"

Gasping for air, he answered, "Oh yes, It feels so free having the air blow over your skin."

Another runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?"

Now breathlessly, the nude man replied, "Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"

The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

The nude man replied, "Only when it's raining!"