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Need A Push
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on their front door.
The man gets up and answers the door, where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband. "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!"
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"Well, you've got a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself."
The man feels guilty, so he gets dressed and goes out in the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Do you still need a push?"
"Where are you?" asks the husband.