The Physio Therapist
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first woman teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men who immediately fell to the ground, clasped his hands together at his crotch, rolling around in total agony.
The woman rushed over to the man and began to apologize. She explained that she was a Physio Therapist: "Please allow me to help, I'm a Physio Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nooo, I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, so he finally allowed her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants, then put her hands inside. She began to massage his crotch and asked him: "How does that feel?"
To which he replied: "Feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"